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POEMS BY RICHARD JAMES

This page is devoted entirely to the poems of writer Richard James.





                                                     "The Unfair Spanking"


 I’m crying in my bedroom while lying on my tummy
I’ve just had a spanking from a very angry mummy.
My bum is sore and tender and I think it is unfair
The one who needed spanking is my little sister Claire.
We were playing with a football up and down the hall
Then she kicked it hard at me and didn’t even call.
It hit a little ornament and knocked it off the shelf
And Claire went running out the door just to protect herself.
Mummy heard the clatter and came out to see the cause
And I have got the football held within my paws!
I tried to say it wasn’t me, that Claire had done the deed
Mum gave my protestations not the slightest heed.
She said she didn’t really care. We had played inside!
She’d told us not to countless times. That couldn’t be denied!
She hoisted me beneath her arm and started up the stair
I started crying for I knew what fate awaited there!
I pleaded and I struggled and I told her I’d be good.
I wouldn’t play inside again for now I understood
That accidents can happen and she must surely see
There is no need spank me now, laid across her knee.
She never even faltered, She sat down on my seat
And eased my knickers downwards till they were at my feet
She laid me down across her lap her left hand on my back
And with her right delivered the first enormous smack
The second quickly followed and I began to yell
And then to try to ease the pain I kicked my feet as well.
My backside seemed to be on fire and burned up more and more
My knickers left my ankles and shot across the floor
She spanked me till my bottom was throbbing, hot and red
Then she laid me, crying face downward on my bed.
I know we had been naughty playing with the ball
But she would not have spanked me for playing in the hall.
Yes she might have scolded, but the breakage caused the spanks
And that’s not earned my sister my own eternal thanks.
And she skipped off and left me to shoulder all the blame
And now my little bottom is sore and all aflame!
She might escape her just deserts for if I know my Mum
She will calm down quickly, might not even smack her bum!
Now I hear a door close as Claire sneaks in the house
The naughty little madam is quiet as a mouse!
Then I hear some voices and then a louder smack.
I think my little sister has just been talking back!
Now I hear them on the stairs. Claire’s crying fit to bust
Now I know my mum will give her everything that’s just!
The bedroom door is opened and Claire’s underneath her arm
My mum is going to make my sister’s bottom really warm!
Claire’s knickers have been lowered to just below her knee
Mum is going to spank her just as hard and long as me.
And of course my sister’s spanking is going to seem much worse
For I will get to watch it and she didn’t in reverse.
She’s lying flat across mum’s knee I hear the whap, whap, whap
And see her hand rise up and down for every stinging slap.
My sister is now howling with an undulating cry
And with my throbbing bottom I think that I know why!
Her bottom’s getting sorer and is very very red
And just like mine her knickers fly, underneath the bed!
Mum’s hand is striking quicker to increase the burning sting
Claire’s feet are kicking up and down like a puppet on a string.
Mum has finished spanking but I don’t think Claire can tell
She’s still jerking franticly and you should hear her yell
Mum’s left her crying on her bed, like me on her tum
Bawling in  her pillow with a red and smarting bum.
Though my aching bottom isn’t too much fun
I am feeling better for justice has been done.








                                                                 "Babysitter"


  Hello, my name is Susan and my sister’s name is Kate
And we don’t like to go to bed, we like to stay up late.
Mum and Dad are out tonight so we can have some fun
We’ll have our babysitter forever on the run!
Mum’s warned us to behave ourselves but we don’t really care
Our favourite babysitter’s coming and her name is Claire.
Mum tells Claire she has the right to give our bums a smack
If she thinks we need it and not wait till they get back.
“If I hear that you’ve been smacked cos you have not been good
I’ll give another spanking. Is that understood?”
We roll our eyes but nod our heads to show we understand
But think of all the mischief that we’ve already planned!
We’ve cleaned our teeth and we are both already in PJs
Sitting watching telly – a repeat of Happy Days.
Mum and Dad have kissed us and wished us both goodnight
And then with one last warning they both went out of sight.
When Claire babysat before we didn’t go to bed
When the programme finished we played her up instead.
We asked for just five minutes more and then another ten
And when that extra time was up we both demurred again.
She said if we went up to bed she’d read us both a book
My sister and I knew we had her dangling on a hook.
First I made her read my book then my sister had one too
It was getting pretty late when Claire had read it through
Then I pleaded for one more while bouncing up and down
That’s when she said she’d smack me with a most forbidding frown
We knew she didn’t mean it so my sister bounced as well
And then she got so flustered and worried lest we fell.
I went to the bathroom then and Kate asked for a drink
Claire went down to get it before she’d time to think.
Next thing she knows we’re both downstairs at the kitchen door
Saying we won’t go to bed unless she reads some more!
She read us both another book and then another too
I really think she didn’t know what else there was to do.
By now it’s almost nearly time for Mum and Dad’s return
And if we’re not asleep we know what little girls could earn!
So with a little giggle we give her goodnight kisses
Then we settle down to sleep like perfect little misses.
She didn’t tell our mummy so we knew that we could play
The same neat tricks we had before and wouldn’t have to pay!
Claire cuddled in between us as we sat and watched the show
And then when it had finished said, “Off to bed you go”
She turned the telly off and pointed sternly to the door
If we didn’t move she said she’d make our bottoms sore..
Still we sat and grinned at her daring her to act
We knew she was just joking, that we would not be smacked.
Claire looked at us and sternly said, “Let’s get one thing clear.
You both deserved your bottoms smacked the last time I was here.
You are my favourite children and I like a bit of fun
But if you disobey me I’ll do what must be done.
I will give a warning and then I’ll count to three
But if you still defy me you’ll go across my knee
I’ll take your PJ bottoms down and smack your bottoms bare.
Now I think you know its time for climbing up the stair”.
Then she started counting but Kate and I just smiled
Claire was such a softie. Any spanking would be mild
Without any further warning, I was surprised to see
My sister with her PJs down face down on the settee
Claire’s hand was smacking up and down and with each stinging slap
Kate yelped and howled and tried to climb sideways off her lap.
Claire held her very firmly and spanked her bare backside
Right now I felt that it would be a good idea to hide
But now that Kate was crying with a red and tender bum
Claire quickly laid me ‘cross her knee lying on my tum
My PJs were lowered and with my bottom bared
I’m already crying and feeling pretty scared.
I’d seen my sister’s spanking and now it was my turn
I knew our babysitter would make my bottom burn!
I didn’t have too long to wait she walloped hard and fast
Until my bum is throbbing and then she stopped at last.
When finally she finished Claire sent us on our way
Knowing that her spankings were a heavy price to pay.
Claire followed us into our room and hugged us as we cried
While we rubbed our bottoms till all our tears had dried.
Claire told us she was sorry she’d had to smack our bums
And hoped that in the future we could still be chums.
Katie said “We’re sorry that we’ve been so very bad
And we know that we deserved the spankings that we’ve had”
I nodded in agreement and asked if she would tell
Cos if she did our mum had said she’d spank our bums as well?
Claire shook her head and smiled at us so we would understand
The price for naughtiness was paid underneath her hand.
She tucked us gently into bed and as we settled down
She told us an exciting tale about a clockwork clown.
He’d wandered from the circus and sadly it had gone
And so he tried to find it as he travelled on.
She told us one adventure and promised more to come
The next time that she sat for us without our Dad or Mum
We wanted to hear more tonight but knew Claire would decline
And it might mean a spanking on Katie’s bum or mine!
So we thanked her nicely and snuggled down to sleep
Like two little angels without another peep!
Our bottom’s may have smarted but we knew that we had found
A sitter we’d be happy to always have around.







                                                       "Bed Time Blues"

 

 My Daddy smacked my bottom and it really, really hurt.
He laid me flat across his knees and lifted up my skirt
Then he pulled my knickers down, half way down my thigh
And held me in position with my bottom towards the sky.
He asked me if I knew why he was going to smack my bum
That really started butterflies flying round my tum!
I knew that I’d been naughty but I’d hoped he’d only scold
(Though spankings are the penalty for not doing what you’re told!)
He’d told me two or three times to put away my toys
And get in my pyjamas without any further noise.
Of course I had ignored him, I was having so much fun.
And when he came to check on me all I did was run.
I didn’t put my toys away but hid behind my door
Leaving all my playthings spread across the floor.
My Daddy picked them up for me and put them all away
Then told me to stop hiding. It was past the time for play.
All I did was giggle for I was hidden out of sight.
But Daddy wasn’t playing. Not this late at night.
He told me I had disobeyed and for that I must pay
And said it would be better if there were no more delay.
Because he couldn’t see me I thought I’d call his bluff
Now I wish I hadn’t with my bottom in the buff!
He waited for a moment then he came and closed the door
Glanced in my direction, swiftly moved across the floor.
Carrying me to my bed he never said a word
Placed me just as I’ve described, no whisper could be heard.
I knew that I had gone too far. My last card had been played.
I told him gently sobbing that I had “disobeyed”.
He asked me what should happen to girls who disobey
By now I’m really crying and I find it hard to say.
I mumbled “they get spankings until their bums are sore!”
I wished he’d get it over with. I can’t wait any more.
I love my Daddy dearly for it really makes him sad
If he has to spank me when I’ve done something bad.
I hate it when he asks me things when it is plain to see
That I am bared for spanking, face down, across his knee.
No matter what I answer the result will be the same
The explanation I can give will always seem quite lame.
I feel his muscles tighten as he prepares to smack
With me held nice and tightly with his hand upon my back.
Dad doesn’t like to spank me but it is hard to know
When your little bottom smarts from every single blow.
I wriggle and I struggle to avoid each hearty slap
But Daddy’s hand keeps landing like a mighty thunder-clap.
By now I’m really crying and my head is in a whirl.
I am a very sorry and well-spanked little girl.
It’s really, really horrid when you’re waiting for your fate
But after every spanking you’ve clearly cleaned your slate.
Dad lets me cry across his knee until my tears subside
Then draws me up unto his lap and looks at me with pride
He hugs me to his shoulder and gently strokes my hair
Till I feel really, really loved and know that life is fair.
I have been very naughty but the spanking’s paid the price
I know my Dad still loves me and that’s very, very nice!
Though he hugs me lots of times, I really can attest,
Our reconciliation hug is the one I like the best!







                                                               "Guilt"

 

 

My Mummy has some animals made of coloured glass
I’m not allowed to play with them, but then I did, alas!
They looked so very pretty and I really like to touch
I stood upon a little chair but must have stretched too much.
I nudged the really pretty one with long and slender legs
It fell and both its legs broke off. It now has only pegs.
I knew I was in trouble if Mum or Dad found out
So I left the pieces where they were and then just sat about.
This happened hours and hours ago and no one’s said a word
They just don’t seem to notice there’s a broken coloured bird
I see it every time my glance is drawn towards the shelf
And I’ve gone very quiet. Feeling sorry for myself.
Mum and Dad have asked me if anything’s the matter
They say they really miss the sound of my incessant chatter
I almost wish my Dad or Mum would find out what I’ve done
For sitting feeling guilty isn’t too much fun
I do not want a spanking so I’m just too scared to tell
But with my guilty conscience I think that I’m in hell!
Mummy starts to cuddle me and I begin to cry
She stokes my hair and kisses me and then she asks me “Why?”
I shake my head and tell her that I am really sad
And think that she won’t love me cos I’ve done something bad.
“Stop right there little missy,” my Mummy says and grins,
“You know we’ll always love you however bad your sins.
We love you when you’re naughty just as much as when you’re good.
When you are disobedient, even when you’re being rude.
There is a price for naughtiness that sometimes must be paid
But even when we’re spanking you we love our little maid.
We love you more than life itself. No matter what you do.
Always please remember that we’ll go on loving you.”
Then Dad joins in the hugging and I cry a little more
And now I know I’ll tell them though my bottom will get sore.
I tell them of the animal and how it fell and cracked
And that I didn’t tell them cos I knew that I’d be smacked.
I told them I was sorry and that I’d disobeyed
That I deserve a spanking could not be gainsaid!
My Mummy looked at Daddy and said “I know she’s right,
But which of us can bear to spank our brave young girl tonight.
I know that it is needed to free her from her guilt
Then we can have a snuggle underneath her quilt.
Shall I prepare her supper while you perform the deed?
Then we’ll tuck her into bed. Are we all agreed?”
Daddy nods and takes my hand and walks me up the stairs
I knew I’d get a spanking but I hadn’t any cares.
I brushed my teeth and washed my face and got in my PJs
Then we had a cuddle, just like on other days.
“I wish that you had told us about it straight away
You’d have got your bottom smacked and still had time to play
Instead of feeling awful for all that time till now
And in the end you’re going to get that spanking anyhow!
There is a little lesson here I hope you’ve learned tonight
Your conscience always lets you know when you aren’t doing right!”
I gave him my most loving hug and lay across his knee
Knowing my adoring Dad would soon be spanking me.
He eased my PJ bottoms down without another word
I sobbed but knew that horrid guilt would very soon be cured.
He smacked and smacked my bottom till it was red and hot
I cried, and cried, and cried, and cried. I really cried a lot.
He let me cry across his knee and rubbed my stinging bum
Then hugged me sitting on his lap while we waited for my Mum.
She came with my hot milk and toast spread with butter deep
Then we snuggled in my bed till I went off to sleep
I do not like my bottom spanked it really, really hurts
But snuggling in my bed I know I’ve had my just deserts.







                                                                    "Mum"


Being disobedient is very, very dumb
Do wrong and you get punished is a very simple sum
Mum bares my little backside and lies me on my tum
She holds me firm across her knee. By now I’m feeling glum
Then she smacks my bottom, beats it like a drum.
Whenever she is finished I have a throbbing bum
She won’t let me out to play with my little chum
And I will get no supper, not a single crumb.
She sits me in the corner there to suck my thumb
Soon she’ll come and cuddle me, a lullaby she’ll hum
I really love the cuddles after being spanked by Mum







                                                                          "Dad"


I know I’ll get my bottom smacked whenever I’ve been bad
Even though to smack me makes my Daddy sad
I have suggested time-outs but he claims they’re just a fad
I like the fact he never shouts or shows me that he’s mad
He’ll bare my bum to spank me however I am clad
He tells me he was smacked like this when he was just a lad
He spanks so fast that I won’t know how many smacks I’ve had.
He makes my little bottom sting, more than just a tad!
I cry my little eyes out and there isn’t much to add
Whenever it is over I’m really, really glad
For then I get a loving hug and cuddle from my Dad







                                                                       "Brownie Pack"


Hello, my name is Amy and I’m in a brownie pack
Brown Owl took us walking along a forest track
In case it started raining I had a plastic mac
I put it with my sandwichs in a little canvas sack
We came across some broomsticks stored upon a rack
Brown Owl said, “They’re firebrooms, just leave them in their stack,”
I tried to get one quietly but didn’t have the knack.
The brooms were held there tightly, there wasn’t any slack
And when I pulled it firmly they fell off with a crack
Then I noticed Brown Owl with a face that’s looking black
Now my mind was going on a somewhat different tack
And soon I was upended with a bottom bared to whack
Crying out “I’m sorry” before every stinging smack
I am a well-spanked brownie and I do not lack
A red and smarting bottom after this deserved attack
I hope she won’t tell mummy whenever we get back!








                                             "Watching From a Tree"


Mum’s going to spank my sister and I just have to see
I can watch it from outside by climbing up the tree
I’m just in time. Mum’s bared her bum. She’s right across her knee
My sister’s kicking franticly and trying to get free
The window’s open I can hear her make her final plea
Mum’s hand is smacking up and down and stinging like a bee
I hear the steady whap, whap, whap like waves upon the sea
Her bum is red and throbbing and she howls like a banshee
Mum’s let her down, She rubs her bum while hopping like a flea
I know she has been naughty but she’s fully paid the fee
I am feeling sorry ‘cos she looks so awfully wee
Mum’s seen me through the window! Oh No! My word! Oh Gee
My sister’s spanking’s over. Now she’ll come for me!